American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!"- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
- You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
- You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
- Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
- You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
- You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
- Your bologna has no first name.
- You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
- Sally Struthers sends you food.
- McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
- On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home
a picture of a thanksgiving meal. - At communion you go back for seconds.
- You wash your toilet paper.
- You have to save up to be poor.
- You're in college.
- You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
- Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
- You owe yourself money.
Thanks again,
Robert J Russell
We Did It Again Group
RE/MAX DFW - 972-679-9029
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