Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Foreclosure in Flower Mound & Lewisville

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Some people just understand life better

.....At the Seattle Special Olympics, nine contestants, all physically or mentally disabled, assembled at the starting line for the 100-yard dash. At the gun, they all started out, not exactly in a dash, but with a relish to run the race to the finish and win. All, that is, except one little boy who stumbled on the asphalt, tumbled over a couple of times, and began to cry. The other eight heard the boy cry. They slowed down and looked back. Then they all turned around and went back......every one of them. One girl with Down's Syndrome bent down and kissed him and said, "This will make it better." Then all nine locked arms and walked together to the finish line. Everyone in the stadium stood, the cheering went on for several minutes. People who were there are still telling the story... Why? Because we know deep down that one truth is eternal: What matters most in this life is more than winning for ourselves, what matters most in this life is helping others win, even if it means slowing down and changing our course. “We all have something to give. So if you know how to read, find someone who can’t. If you’ve got a hammer, find a nail. If you’re not hungry, not lonely, not in trouble – seek out someone who is.” This Thanksgiving, may we put aside the trappings of a life of self centeredness and self indulgence, and experience the true joy of serving one another! I pray for you a Safe and Wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday, building cherished memories and enjoying the precious moments spent with your loved ones.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Monday, November 20, 2006

A Helping Hand In Builder Disputes

Here's an interesting article from Saturday's Washington Post. Note the contact information at the bottom for HUD's RESPA Office.

By Kenneth R. Harney
Saturday,
November 18, 2006 ; F01
When home builders behave badly, some of their customers may have an unexpected resource: The federal government's "RESPA police," who say they have become increasingly active in resolving consumer complaints through nonpublic interventions with builders.
RESPA stands for the Real Estate Settlement Procedures Act, a consumer protection law that targets kickbacks and other settlement-related abuses. The RESPA police are investigators at the Department of Housing and Urban Development. They are best known for their splashy public settlement agreements with real estate, title insurance and mortgage industry firms, sometimes involving hundreds of thousands of dollars.
But with no public fanfare, the RESPA police have begun intervening in complaints brought by individual consumers who say builders are unfairly forcing them to use their affiliated mortgage companies. The affiliates' loan deals, the complaints say, typically are more costly than those available from independent mortgage brokers and lenders...
If you have a complaint involving high-pressure tactics designed to coerce you into using a builder's affiliate, you can call the RESPA enforcement staff at 202-708-0502. Alternatively, you can e-mail hsg-respa@hud.gov. For background on RESPA, visit http://www.hud.gov/.
 

Oxymoron !

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

11 Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? !

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

27. Christmas, what other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

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Friday, November 10, 2006

You know your broke when.......


  • American Express calls and says, "Leave home without it!"
  • Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.
  • You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
  • You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.
  • Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.
  • You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
  • You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
  • You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
  • Your bologna has no first name.
  • You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.
  • Sally Struthers sends you food.
  • McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
  • On Thanksgiving your dad would bring home
    a picture of a thanksgiving meal.
  • At communion you go back for seconds.
  • You wash your toilet paper.
  • You have to save up to be poor.
  • You're in college.
  • You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.
  • Your imaginary friend has more money than you.
  • You owe yourself money.
     


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Robert J Russell
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RE/MAX DFW - 972-679-9029
 
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Thursday, November 09, 2006

Things to Think about
 
Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you?

But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!

Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Do atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?

How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're never in darkness?

How is the handicapped parking situation handled at the Special Olympics?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

If sour cream is past its expiration date is it good then?

If a tree falls in the forest without anyone there, does it still make a sound? Do the other trees make fun of it?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

If Superglue is so good why doesn't it stick to the inside of the tube?

If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?

If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Network, do you plan a surprise birthday party for them?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

If the "black box" survives every plane crash, why not make the entire plane out of that stuff?

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yell at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?

Isn't it a little scary that a doctor's work is called practice?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Shouldn't it be called a "near hit" rather than a "near miss"?

There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Why is there an eject button on the VCR remote? Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game", when we are already there?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why do we say things "go off" when they are actually turning on?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why don't you ever see baby crows or pigeons?

Why is it building "buildings", shouldn't they be called a "built" when completed?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why is it called "after dark", when it is really after light?

Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?

Why is there only one commission that determines monopolies?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they know you don't have?

What's another word for thesaurus? What's another word for synonym?

What is the speed of dark?

What do you do when you discover and an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants?

Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 
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Friday, November 03, 2006

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